Senior Solution To Health Care
So if you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. But 1 Don't do this in public. You may get killed by cops immediately. 2. When surrendered by law (or lawless, whatever they are) enforcement, raise your hands. Don't resist getting arrested.
Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth…no problem... Need glasses…great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!